She did not buy our house. She said she loves our house, but that the commute would be too long. Funny, since the location of our house did not change while she was thinking about it overnight. I’d hoped to post my own recipe for fresh-squeezed celebration margaritas today, but instead am sharing a recipe (this one not created by me) for disppointment “tonic.” It has only one ingredient! Bourbon. Pour in a glass, ice optional. Sarcasm necessary. Enjoy.